Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for April 01, 2014

Don’t forget the high heels and the Big grin! BTW, that dress is absolutely Awful! ;)

I had a near fatal accident . Being a former Naval Officer and DoD auditor, I had everything plan well for my beloved wife. No. I did not. Yes, all the bills would have automatically , but income was going to wrong account.

Don’t want leave mess like my father. He didn’t think he was going to die.

That’s a dress? It looks like a bathrobe.

Actually, that dress looks pretty good on Cathy, but I can understand why she’d roll her eyes at the sales clerk’s concept. I mean, seriously? June Cleaver went out with the 1950s, and she’s NEVER coming back!

Looks more like a housecoat than a dress.

I like the dress.

I actually kind of like the dress although it’s certainly something that I don’t think June Cleaver ever would have worn. Yes, she wore stripes and checks as well as solid-colored dresses but I don’t recall a time — even in black and white — ever seeing her wear something that made me think, “OMG! That thing looks so loud, I’m sure glad this episode wasn’t filmed in color!!!”

Hi, rgcviper!

ORMouseworks: Don’t forget the pearls, too!!! ;-)

Hello and Happy Tuesday, fellow “Cathy” fans. Hope everyone’s having a really nice day today!

Dear Cathy,

Stress and Depression

You are no longer that skinny 11th grader in Journalism class. You don’t need to chew your nails until bleed. You are a success. Yes, he was a mistake. But a lot of us in our generation made that mistake. You need to move on and find happiness. You always been a winner.

Your friend,

Bernie

“Honey, I’m home…”

[Sigh] Yup—another [eye-roll] from me.

And that’s exactly why I keep reading “Cathy”. AACK!

HI, MOM. Hello, Clan.