Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 11, 2014

I remember your Mom’s ultra modern house next Northwood Institute. I remember your tan knee socks. I remember how skinny you were, but you had such a pretty face. You seem so concerned about how you gained weight in your senior year. I tell you now, you were beautiful in the heart. If anything a Real Man is looking for in a woman, is the heart. The guys who tell me that they want a hot looking women are not the guys you want for a husband.I married the unlikely match for a Naval Officer. I married a housekeeper who could not speak English. She did not have papers. She would have not sex with me. But I loved her heart. Our love has lasted 40 years.I wish you the best because there is an 18 year old boy in me who still loves you..

How come a big womanizer like me found a one man woman who has stood by 40 years? Beats me. All my friends are divorced. But still is my beloved.

Very nice midland. I sure hope she changed her mind about the __x part somewhere in that 40 years. ; )

I want Cathy’s mom. Sometimes I long to be smothered with that kind of devotion.

Aww … this one’s so nice.

HI, MOM. (And, Happy Mothers’ Day to all the “Cathy” moms out there.) Hello, “Cathy” Clan.

For all you Moms out there…Happy Mother’s Day! If you have pets, include them into our best wishes as you’re a “Mother” to them, also! ;)

I was impressed by my son’s new girl friend and her daughter. Her daughter wants to be a writer. Both are diamonds, I told him. Instant family?

One Man Woman is the Innocent Woman.To kiss an innocent woman is like a freshly bloomed rose.It has a fragrance unlike those of past experienced women.It is from one who loves only you from her heart.It drives you insane beyond reason.You want to caress the love that lies in her body, untouched by any man.You do something you would never think of doing: Marriage.”Deep inside, a man wants an innocent woman, not the experienced one. It belonged to him only”