Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 31, 2014

Why aren’t you using strips from your two 2013 books. Your mom is good because everybody relates to moms. Why aren’t you using YouTube to promote them. My son’s friend is doing a cartoon series with corporate sponsorship. Why don’t you age Cathy as 60 divorced baby boomer. Believe or not we use iPads?

Grace Slick of Jefferson Airplane was asked why she was not out doing her old songs. She said it was silly for a 60 year old woman singing about love. The Hot Babe of Woodstock looks like a grandma. She does commercial art. Love her painting of a white rabbit. Love Gordon Lightfoot’s YouTube with his 8 year old. Like Chris and his joke about having a record contract. But they still do music because they are the best and people want to see them in concert.

Better yet, to keep Tom and you out of trouble, why don’t you two a YouTube series with your new Mom strips, voiced by well known 60’s female voices. My friend spends a fortune on old TV shows DVDs.

Why do nice women feel inferior to a beautiful woman? The most beautiful woman I have ever seen was Lisa at the Officer Club in the Philippines. Yes, I would have loved to have slept with her. She loved me. She wanted me to take her home with me. If I slept with her, she would expect me to take her home. But she was not what I wanted in a wife. I am not that kind of man to sleep with a woman who expects marriage.Beautiful women expect to be brought. Beautiful women will get hit on by other men. Beautiful women are usually not faithful to their husbands. They will leave you for more money.My wife is beautiful, but did not know it. She was just happy to be with me. She has always been careful with money. She has always put family first. My children were deeply loved. I was always first.This is what I wanted in a wife.

At 16, you were a pretty girl. You didn’t have Karen’s build. But you were pretty. Somehow you always thought there was something wrong about you. There was not a thing wrong.

Hey, where Is everybody? I hope you all are having a great day/evening! And now about today’s “Cathy.” She is obviously not loving her body. Sometimes it Can be a bit depressing when we see other women with the “ideal” body type; however, Cathy, there are all Types of women…I know it doesn’t seem fair, but you need to quit trying to be somebody you’re not…you are fine just as you are. Just cut back on the junk food and find some exercise to do that you like: you’ll be pleasantly surprised. Don’t set yourself up to fail, however… ;)

Somehow, I think I’m best off just not touching this one.

HI, MOM. Hello, Clan.