Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for July 29, 2014
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Cathy: You asked me on a trip one second after I made other plans! As if you knew I couldn't say yes! Irving: I did! My safety buzzer went off! Cathy: "Safety buzzer"?? Irving: It's in the male wiring... A psychic gizmo that alerts us when we can contact a female with zero emotional risk! I haven't dated in so long, I forgot it was in there! Ha, ha! My good old safety buzzer still works! My "danger buzzer" is a little rusty...
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Irving…you should have seen That coming!!! Enjoy your Tuesday, Cathy-ites! ;)
gobblingup Premium Member over 10 years ago
It’s also a bit banged up (deservedly, Irving!). “Safety buzzer”?? Really now…Hello Cathy friends! So good to be back! Thank you for your nice messages, they make me feel good! Missed you, sis! Hope you can travel here one day, although I understand not wanting to leave your “baby”. :-)
Gretchen's Mom over 10 years ago
If Irving really didn’t want Cathy to go to Europe with him, then why on earth did he even bother to call and ask her? What if his “safety buzzer” hadn’t been working any better than his “danger buzzer” and she had said yes? What then? Would he have said “Ha! Ha! Gotcha!!! Just kidding!!!”? Would he have gone on the trip then cursed himself and his bad luck the entire time? Or would he have waited a little bit, then made up some lame-ass excuse and cancelled the trip at the last minute so he wouldn’t have to go with her after all? What a dumm-dumm this guy is!!!!!
Hi, rgcviper!
lightenup: Hey, Sis!!! If I ever make it to Spain, can I come visit you? Of course, if your husband’s work assignment is only temporary (I think I remember you once saying maybe 3 years?), you’ll be back to living in the U.S. again years before I ever get to Europe!!!!! ;-)
Hello and Happy Tuesday, fellow “Cathy” fans. Hope everyone has a really nice day today!
rgcviper over 10 years ago
You’re lucky that’s all she did to you, Irv.
HI, MOM. Hello, Clan.