Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for April 02, 2015
Transcript:
Cathy: Excuse me... there's no bread on my sandwich! Waitress: Bread??? Hoo boy, no! We suppot the low-carb lifestyl! We held the bread! Cathy: I didn't want my bread held. It's taken me 15 years of nutrition therapy to not feel guilty about eating a piece of bread! I want the bread! Waitress: Sorry. Can't let you go there. Waitress 2: Here! Lay the turkey slices between the two pork chops! Zero carbs!
LuvinMuhNephews over 9 years ago
Not to nit pick (promise!) but are they in a white void? Does that mean this is in her imagination? Cathy can be confusing!
O-Kay over 9 years ago
@Luvin No, it’s just that the background is irrelevant. Have you not been reading Cathy long?
banjinshiju over 9 years ago
No carbs. but plenty of artery-clogging cholesterol.
Gretchen's Mom over 9 years ago
How can all the fat contained within the turkey slices “sand-wiched” (excuse the pun) between two pork chops actually be better for you than just two slices of plain bread? That just doesn’t sound right at all. People and their wacky diet fads!Meanwhile, I can feel my arteries clogging right now at the very thought of what these waitresses want Cathy to eat . . . AACK!!!!!
Hi, rgcviper!
Hello and Happy Thursday, fellow Cathy fans. Hope everyone had a really nice day today! :-)
rgcviper over 9 years ago
Cathy as the sane one in a comic? Never thought I’d see the day …
HI, MOM. I’ll definitely second your comment about clogged arteries, and the AACK. Well said.
Hello, “Cathy” Clan.
lindz.coop Premium Member over 9 years ago
Cardiac on a platter — Aack!!!