Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 21, 2013

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    Linux0s  about 12 years ago

    Problem is you eat when youā€™re board.

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    Aussie Down Under  about 12 years ago

    So heā€™s now a 4Ɨ2.

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    margueritem  about 12 years ago

    I feel your painā€¦

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    Superfrog  about 12 years ago

    Iā€™m getting lumber pains.

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    TiffWHO  about 12 years ago

    The only way heā€™ll fit now is if heā€™s changed into a couple table legs.

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    TiffWHO  about 12 years ago

    Does he ā€œPineā€ for the good ā€˜ol days? (Sorry, couldnā€™t resist pun, urge was too strong.)

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    orinoco womble  about 12 years ago

    He can only dream of getting cut abs.ā€œFatty, fatty two by fourCouldnā€™t get through the bathroom doorSo he did it on the floor,Licked it up and did some more.ā€Ahhh, childhood. Whoever said kids were innocent, never had any. (Never had older siblings, either.)

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Aw, sheā€™s just gotten a little roughā€¦

    A visit to the dermatologistā€¦ boomā€¦sheā€™s S4S again, and everything fits.

    Wish that worked for humans!

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    PICTO  about 12 years ago

    Just how does a board become a beam?

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    zman111666  about 12 years ago

    Woodā€¦ heh heh

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    jimpallas  about 12 years ago

    But 2Ɨ4s have gotten thinner.??

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    Digital Frog  about 12 years ago

    Just needs a little sprucing up and he could be a real stud again.

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    xpurplezebra  about 12 years ago

    omg a square woody!

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    bmonk  about 12 years ago

    Go out with a railroad tie, and she will look comparatively skinny. And be ready for a black tie event. . . .

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    blunebottle  about 12 years ago

    Well, it looks like female eyelashes to meā€¦.

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