Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 08, 2013
February 07, 2013
February 09, 2013
Transcript:
Man: All right. Here are the three things you need to know: Standard question: Who's your insurance carrier? Standard answer: It's a virus. Cardinal rule: Each one of you refer a patient to the classmate next to you. *Medical school, condensed.*
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The Nihilist almost 12 years ago
Ain’t this god’s own truth…
Medicine isn’t about helping people — it’s about how to manage a more effective business…
el8 almost 12 years ago
Number4) Always keep ’em waiting.
CrouchingBruin almost 12 years ago
Rule 5) Always book more patients than you can see in any given hour.
rmacprivate almost 12 years ago
And remember anyone with really good health insurance will never be healthy as long as we can keep billing their insurance.
hippogriff almost 12 years ago
rmacprivate: Not quite. Really good insurance, like in Canada, covers preventive care.
J Short almost 12 years ago
You don’t have enough drugs, or you have too many organs.