Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 05, 2013

Are complex issues being reduced to jargon here?My suspicions are building.

These multistory buildings always exaggerate.

I’m thinkin’ his elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top.

Bruno…. well, he is pretty old…and he’s been stuck in the same place for a long time.But you know, he still has plans…Word on the street is that he’s had a facelift….

I was just floored when I found out he gets plastered on Saturdays…and the other day, I saw him reading Penthouse.

How did he get up onto that couch? I guess he had a lift.

You guys are going through the roof. Sorry, I was eves dropping. Mind in the gutter.

I have delusions of adequacy….

Dogsniff, an inferior interior is infuriating, sir….

I wonder what all this is building up to…

A complex diagnosis with no known cure. Bring in the wrecking crew.

Wrecking crews tend to have a ball, if they can bear it…….

Composition 4 will fix the complexes 3.

In order to make any real progress, the doc’s gonna have to tear him down then build him up again. If the patient doesn’t care for that approach, perhaps a facade lift would help.

My gold medal goes to “Edifice Complex.”

Good job, people! I agree with wvhappappy, about Bruno’s comment…But there are many really good ones today….You people are so strange….in the best possible way……………

Can’t keep its stories straight.Dogsniff: Frank Lloyd Wright referred them as “inferior desecraters”.