Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 03, 2013

Yep, Tom Jones has had that effect on women for years. . .

It happens every day

Please wash your panties before you throw them onstage, Roz.

She’ll probably throw her bra at him.

Elvis is dead but Tom Jones lives on in the hearts of middle aged and not-so-middle aged (anymore) women.He is a legend in his own mind. But he still wows ’em.

The joke is “it’s not unusual” is Tom Jones’ song.

All I can say is, thanks for sticking that song in my head! Now I have to go find some Engelbert Humperdinck to evict it.

Well, the comic gave me ’It’s not Unusual’, but gmartin997 is appreciated for the alternative contribution, as well.

It’s Not Unusual

So, “What’s new, pussycat?”

This is part of a very old joke. I kicked the slats out of my crib the first time I heard it:

A man goes to the doctor. Says he is having trouble sleeping. Says when he drifts off he hears “What’s New Pussycat?”

It rings through his head for hours. Finally he starts to drift off. He is awakened again by the Green, Green Grass Of Home. It happens every night and the man is exhausted.

The doctor says “You have Tom Jones Syndrome.”

Man says" I have never heard of it. It it rare?"

Doctor says " Its Not Unusual."…

A guy walks into a psychiatrist’s offices and says, “Doc, I can’t stop singing ’The Green Green Grass Of Home!”The psychiatrist replies, “Oh, it sounds like you have ‘Tom Jones Syndrome.’”“Well, is it rare, or…?”“It’s not unusual.”

Long way to go for that punchline. :-)

earworms galore today!!!………….

He’s no Engelbert Humperdink!