The amazing Mr. Question Mark-———————It hammersIt scythesIt hooksIt glides-——————————————Use it to jimmy open windows, use it to chop down trees, use it to dig trenches-——————————-Can’t reach the TV remote? Not a problem with Mr. Question Mark.-—————————————-How much would you be willling to pay for this AMAZING home inconvenience?-—————————————-Well, don’t answer, because if you order right now, you also get…Mr. PERIOD! Use it as a baseball, use it as a billiard ball, put ti together with Mr. Question Mark and play golf.-————————————————-NOW, how much would you pay? The Piper? Through the nose? Back’s a bitch? Wrong! You get Mr. Question Mark and Mr. Period, together, for the amazing low price of only $9.95!. ( Plus $150.00 shipping and handling. )-———————————-Call 1-800-824-6423 TODAY to place your order. That’s 1-800-UBINHAD. Operators are standing pat.
( Mr.Period is not recommended for guys with tempremental wives or girlfriends. )
Haplo76 over 11 years ago
Horace is right: in many cases it is a good idea to ask questions!
ottod Premium Member over 11 years ago
When you’ve got a nail, everything looks like a question mark?
Simon_Jester over 11 years ago
The amazing Mr. Question Mark-———————It hammersIt scythesIt hooksIt glides-——————————————Use it to jimmy open windows, use it to chop down trees, use it to dig trenches-——————————-Can’t reach the TV remote? Not a problem with Mr. Question Mark.-—————————————-How much would you be willling to pay for this AMAZING home inconvenience?-—————————————-Well, don’t answer, because if you order right now, you also get…Mr. PERIOD! Use it as a baseball, use it as a billiard ball, put ti together with Mr. Question Mark and play golf.-————————————————-NOW, how much would you pay? The Piper? Through the nose? Back’s a bitch? Wrong! You get Mr. Question Mark and Mr. Period, together, for the amazing low price of only $9.95!. ( Plus $150.00 shipping and handling. )-———————————-Call 1-800-824-6423 TODAY to place your order. That’s 1-800-UBINHAD. Operators are standing pat.
( Mr.Period is not recommended for guys with tempremental wives or girlfriends. )
DavidGBA over 11 years ago
Does the drawer still open?
Intophaloblue over 11 years ago
Tacky, just really tacky.
Heima over 11 years ago
Great work @Simon_Jester, I think you’ve hit the nail on the head!
InTraining over 11 years ago
Wait Horace…. you sould have put the period on the nail and use quesion mark as a golf club…. ! ! !
Bob. over 11 years ago
You must be eighteen years old to call
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
Horace, your question hit the nail right on the head!
Stephen Gilberg over 11 years ago
Good thing he didn’t get a bright idea, or a light bulb would fall and shatter against the nail.
kendallclark1973 over 11 years ago
That was a rather blunt and hard-hitting question.
wvhappypappy over 11 years ago
For those tough-as-nails interrogations…