Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for January 31, 2013

Horace is right: in many cases it is a good idea to ask questions!

When you’ve got a nail, everything looks like a question mark?

The amazing Mr. Question Mark-———————It hammersIt scythesIt hooksIt glides-——————————————Use it to jimmy open windows, use it to chop down trees, use it to dig trenches-——————————-Can’t reach the TV remote? Not a problem with Mr. Question Mark.-—————————————-How much would you be willling to pay for this AMAZING home inconvenience?-—————————————-Well, don’t answer, because if you order right now, you also get…Mr. PERIOD! Use it as a baseball, use it as a billiard ball, put ti together with Mr. Question Mark and play golf.-————————————————-NOW, how much would you pay? The Piper? Through the nose? Back’s a bitch? Wrong! You get Mr. Question Mark and Mr. Period, together, for the amazing low price of only $9.95!. ( Plus $150.00 shipping and handling. )-———————————-Call 1-800-824-6423 TODAY to place your order. That’s 1-800-UBINHAD. Operators are standing pat.

( Mr.Period is not recommended for guys with tempremental wives or girlfriends. )

Does the drawer still open?

Tacky, just really tacky.

Great work @Simon_Jester, I think you’ve hit the nail on the head!

Wait Horace…. you sould have put the period on the nail and use quesion mark as a golf club…. ! ! !

You must be eighteen years old to call

Horace, your question hit the nail right on the head!

Good thing he didn’t get a bright idea, or a light bulb would fall and shatter against the nail.

That was a rather blunt and hard-hitting question.

For those tough-as-nails interrogations…