Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for February 12, 2013

Ironically, the guy Adam’s talking to is named Joe.

Me either.

But I believe it was named after the coffee because the developers drank so much of the stuff.

I love coffee, I love tea I love the Java Jive and it loves me Coffee and tea and the java and me A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup (Boy!)

I love java, sweet and hot Whoops Mr. Moto, I’m a coffee pot Shoot the pot and I’ll pour me a shot A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup

Oh slip me a slug from the wonderful mug And I’ll cut a rug just snug in a jug A sliced up onion and a raw one Draw one – Waiter, waiter, percolator

I love coffee, I love tea I love the Java Jive and it loves me Coffee and tea and the java and me A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup

Boston bean (soy beans) Green bean (cabbage and greens) I’m not keen about a bean Unless it is a chili chili bean (boy!)

I love java sweet and hot Whoops Mr. Moto I’m a coffee pot (yeah) Shoot me the pot and I’ll pour me a shot A cup, a cup, a cup (yeah)

Slip me a slug of the wonderful mug ‘An I’ll cut a rug just as snug in a jug Drop a nickel in the pot Joe Takin’ it slow Waiter, waiter, percolator

I love coffee, I love tea I love the Java Jive and it loves me Coffee and tea and the java and me A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, boy!

“Java Jive” – The Manhattan Transfer

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning,It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Don’t know the original parodist, but this is based on one of Frank Herbert’s works.

Herbal tea over her, please!