Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for February 28, 2013

You have no figure either.

“He ain’t got no body”

With that comment he doesn’t stand a ghost of a chance. Interesting how he’s going to pay the shrink…no pockets in a shroud. Pretty scary.

He’s given up the ghost.

All of his problems are spiritual.

Ghosts are a nuisance for psychiatrists. After their sessions there’s usually ectoplasm to wipe off the couch..Little known factoid: ghosts are the most avid fans of reality shows.

Spectral Analysis?

Join the club.

Hauntingly familiar . . . the shink was larger than life, now he’s a medium . . . ☻

Is that ghost wearing a sheet, or only a Freudian slip?

my wife left me for a pile of sheet.