Monty by Jim Meddick for February 26, 2013
February 25, 2013
February 27, 2013
Transcript:
Good Lord! You week to high heavens! Oh... That's because I tag along on a hunting trip with my bro's earlier... They had me rub on mammoth dung and urine to disguise my scent. The only weird part was when no one else disguised their scent... And they kinda walked up when from me. And I heard them giggling. Oh. And the other weird thing... We weren't hunting mammoths. We were hunting mushrooms.
tattooedcyberidiot over 11 years ago
Sounds like a crock… was used to store the mammoth dung
htownkev over 11 years ago
What kind of ’mushrooms? Psilocybin?
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
And then you crouch behind this bush, see?And you hold the pillowcase….er… I mean game sack open, right next to the ground….and you kinda whisper it…“He..ee..ere snipe ….heeere snipee ♫ snipee…. ♫ here ♪ snipe….”
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Monty has been pwned by a tribe of Neanderthalers! Who said they weren’t as smart as modern homo sapiens?
Coyoty Premium Member over 11 years ago
The did have bigger brains than Cro-Magnon or Homo sapiens.
lisapaloma13 over 11 years ago
You sure they’re your bros, Monty?
reedkomicks Premium Member over 11 years ago
A moron in any era.
djmalloy over 11 years ago
Monty, if you’d stuck around any longer, they’d have you looking for the left-handed smoke-shifter.
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
Who says Neanderthals didn’t have a sense of humour?
iced tea over 11 years ago
Come on Doc. Send Monty to the 21st century so he can take a bath.
xenobiafeinberg Premium Member over 11 years ago
This does sorta remind me of My pledge class Hell night ( minus the Limberger cheese, pickled herring and soldering iron).
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Frasier???
No…. 5th grade.
Rion7335 over 11 years ago
Lol neandrothol trolling.