The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 01, 2013

Ya think?

An old girlfriend used to call me and huskily whisper that phrase into the phone when she wanted to go for a motorcycle ride…she was the boon of my life at the time, but the bane of my existence (my substance was abused).

Well you told them there’s a heavy payload in the bong bay.

That’s just the fe-pilot. She had to use her real name ’cuz all the good call signs were taken.

Not saying I would know, but from what I hear, Mary Jane wouldn’t have a “Need fo Speed”. I’m just sayin….

Everybody must get stoned. – Bob Dylan.

What’s the Hollywood referring to?

Harry….keep the change.

They really were crack pilots, though . . . ☻

@Dogsniff, win and finale:We shoud give ole Harry a 30000 lbs. of BANANAS salute.

We both got what we’d asked for, such a long, long time ago…

They don’t call him Maverick for nothing.

It’s not necessarily a problem, except in the legal sense. The first chief of surgery at Johns Hopkins, called the “founder of modern surgery”, was an addict pretty much his whole adult life,, first to cocaine and then to morphine.

How ‘bout lickin’ a toad?! Smokin’ banana peels? Eatin’ Morning Glory seeds? People are strange…

Special Forces and such used a pill called “Stay awake” . THEY told us it was just caffeine and some vitamins. Found out when I took one to a civilian doc it was laced with amphetamine IN addition to caffeine and vitamins.I hated that stuff. Took it one time. Made me so hyper I could not stay still for 2 seconds, constantly paced around the bunker, chewed off my fingernails, cleaned every weapon in the bunker three times finally after a few hours it wore off. When your job is sniping and observation way behind enemy lines not being able to hold still can be an issue.So yes to agree with WIN. People are strange.Arrested a DUI driver. No alcoholic beverage odor on his breath. Asked him if he had been drinking. He said “No I am doing it by IV”. Showed me the needle marks. Breath test low numbers. Blood alcohol test 0.35 which is really high.His defense in court by his attorney was he was not DRINKING and driving. He never DRANK a drop. He did however forget that the statute reads “ingestion” which can be by any means. Even an enema. (I arrested one who did that too)

she’s my sister

not to mention female cadet (cadette?) abuse.