Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 28, 2013
Transcript:
Lucy: Why would you want to be the pope, anyway? Danae: To fulfill my ultimate dream. Lucy: Uh... what dream is that? Danae: To have a billion people all around the world believe with absolute, unquestioning conviction that I'm infallible! Lucy: Without a doubt, the most disturbing image to ever puncture my brain. Danae: Thou shalt not mock my holy vision!-
The#1BoiseStateFan over 11 years ago
I’ll take that as a “maybe” on the Possible Popes survey
Linguist over 11 years ago
Ya gotta live the dream !
el8 over 11 years ago
Veni, vidi, flevi.
Agent54 over 11 years ago
Time to unwrap once again the Holy Hand Grenade – and ye shall to 3 and throw it, Not to 2 nor shall ye count to 5.
sherbert over 11 years ago
I am getting tired of listening to Danae. Can’t we move on to some other character?
roctor over 11 years ago
Infallibility,too large to prosecute
el8 over 11 years ago
Even though my three years of Latin was over forty years ago, I’ve retained much of it. Funny thing is I’ve forgotten most of the Hebrew since my bar mitzvah.
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
some of those billion people have very serious concerns about the pope.
wdgnas over 11 years ago
i came, i saw, i splatt
gordrogb Premium Member over 11 years ago
I would just like to ride in the pope-mobile and wear one of those super-cool hats!
dabugger over 11 years ago
Actually, for a world where her best friend being a stuffed horsey she is omnipotent already. Wouldn’t it be nice if anyone everywhere would enjoy such bliss?
jack fairbanks over 11 years ago
let us rejoice that here, in this enclave, humor is the sina qua non. at least that’s what i’m tellin’ everybody.
The Life I Draw Upon over 11 years ago
Linguist over 11 years ago
@emptc12My mention yesterday, of Vatican I and Pius IX ‘s attempt to shore up the Church’s waning influence in a rapidly secularizing Europe in the late 1860’s resulted in the doctrine of papal infallibility, was directed at the political motivations of the Church.I gather that not many people knew what ex cathedra meant.As with all religious institutions, there are theological, moral, and political reasons for everything in the Catholic Church. Whether it is a Papal Bull, an Encyclical, or simply a public statement by the Pope, those three factors are always in the mix.I agree with your assessment of ecclesiastical matters being a closed logic system. Christianity has historically “borrowed” from Judaism, as Islam has “borrowed” from both.A sense of the true history of religions, goes a long way to understanding just how complex religiosity is.Man is the only animal that prays – or needs to !
David Edey over 11 years ago
That’s cool, the Vatican might soon be for sale.
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
Sorry Danae, but you’ll need a sex change.
hippogriff over 11 years ago
emptc12: That Copernicus was also a Vatican official may have had something to do with it.
bmonk over 11 years ago
“If the pope is infallible, which he clearly is not wouldn’t that put him on par with say, God? . . .”
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The way it is defined, he is only infallible through the aid of the Holy Spirit—that is, when aligned with God in the first place, and not for his own good, but for the good of the faithful.
Indeed, we believe in infallibility because Jesus himself promised the Holy Spirit to support the faithful and “guide them to all truth” at the Last Supper, according to the Gospel according to John.
Also, we do not worship the pope. You are very much mistaken.
Caddy57 over 11 years ago
A normal person would give this up….but not Danae…this kid is hopeless
roctor over 11 years ago
Well defined.
Alms4Thorby over 11 years ago
I suspect that someone’s holy vision has been mocked.
Doughboy1970 over 11 years ago
With great power comes…a whole lot of fun, from Danae’s perspective.
primalcoach over 11 years ago
@Sherbert — no.
Theo Emerson about 7 years ago
Danae’s comprehension of infallibility is…not at all logical. It’s in a very specific very rare circumstance, some popes may have never even done what it takes to be infallible…so yeah. Danae, forget it gurl.