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Bob: So what's new with the girls, Joe? Joe: *heh* Danae applied to The Vatican to become the next pope! Bob: *heh*heh* Well, they could do worse, I suppose. Wait... no... now that I think about it... Joe: Seriously, how many of those have you had, Bob?
In one of the nearly infinite alternate realities, Danae IS the Pope, and I havenāt spent so much time reading and contributing to this site and ā¦.Listen, thereās a hell of good universe next door ā letās go! (per e e cummings).
I think he should mock Islam, The Religion of Peace, and see how many death threats he gets. Ah, but anti-Catholic bigotry is so much more acceptable. You can always stick a crucifix in a jar of urine and call it art.
Uhm, Josh, she may have been hitting on you. If you donāt drink, then say, āHow about coffee insteadā. Or you could just climb on your high horse and act like a jerk. Your call.
An entertaining book about alternate universes is Michael Crichtonās TIMELINE. His premise is that travel in time is not possible, but travel in place to nearby alternatives is..All this is just speculation ā unless you yourself have passed through the āquantum foam.ā It wouldnāt surprise me. Just kidding, and yet thereās something ā¦
āā¦Who else has a pope?..ā Prophet is the highest office in the Melchizedek Priesthood. Apostles are higher than Bishops, since they ordain Bishops. There were no Apostles for over a hundred years when the Bishop of Rome made his political move. He decided to be higher than all the other Bishops in the world and declared he would be called Pope. There is a Prophet, holding the Melchizedek Priesthood, in Utah. He has a direct line of authority back to Peter and Christ.
Bob, like many uncles forgets how terrible his nieces/nephews truely are ( unless reminded by the parent ). Since he doesnāt have to deal with the little darlings, on a daily basis, he can be blissfully ignorant.But, I suspect that Uncle Bob, Mai Tai haze aside, knows what Danae is really like.
I recall an Indo-Chinese religion had a pope, but donāt remember the name. It was occasionally in the news back when we were trying to capture that part of the French Empire for our own.
I am a recovering Roman Catholic and NOT a member of the LDS, but what makes you think that you are SOOO right about āthe Utah organizationā?They may be spot on and you would be wrong. Donāt worry about it, they have certainly baptized many of you ancestors and probably even you, so they do not hold a grudge.Seriously, unless you have your own church and do not want your followers giving money to other churches, you could be a little more open minded. The only thing that I am certain of, is that when we meet our Heavenly Father, things will be much different than any of us can imagine ā as humans, we do not even have the capacity to understand.
āā¦which heresy was taught throughout the āLatin Westā for over a Century thereafterā¦ā There was this meeting in Nicaea about 325 AD. The Roman Emperor Constantine invited 1,800 Bishops of Christianity. Only 20% of the Bishops came. The Council voted on what to believe about Jesus, etc. The minority was declared to be Heretics and Excommunicated by the majority. The Emperor Exiled the Heritics from the Roman Empire. And a proclamation was made: anyone that read the writing of those who were exiled were to be Executed.
So the Emperor and the Council began the process of telling the 1,400 other congregations what they were supposed to believe and who their new leaders were.
el8 almost 12 years ago
I havenāt had any yet and Iāll still vet Danae for pope! Mmmmm, maybe I should have that cocktail, now.
firedome almost 12 years ago
looks like he stuck his foot in it this time.
Brisbanekid almost 12 years ago
How could you take him seriously with an umbrella drink in front of him?
DGH10 almost 12 years ago
It would be very interesting if he had portrayed another religion in this series. He should try it and see what happens.
Varnes almost 12 years ago
And howās Katieā¦ā¦?
farren almost 12 years ago
Whatever happened to VIctoria? Or the other one?
el8 almost 12 years ago
Or a Parrothead who likes āboat drinksā.
Cornelius Robinson Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Egyptian coptics have a pope.
pcolli almost 12 years ago
āDana Andrews said prunes gave him the āroonsā when Tarantula took to the hills.ā (Rocky Horror Show.)
emptc12 almost 12 years ago
In one of the nearly infinite alternate realities, Danae IS the Pope, and I havenāt spent so much time reading and contributing to this site and ā¦.Listen, thereās a hell of good universe next door ā letās go! (per e e cummings).
Rainfoot almost 12 years ago
pope Palpatine isnāt retireing heās just going back to Coruscant to check up on the empire and get a freash clone body.
pawpawbear almost 12 years ago
Itās 7:45 AM EST and not a troll in site. Must be off getting for the weekend battles.
Jack Straw almost 12 years ago
Tomorrow, the strip could have the pope walk into the bar with a rabbi ā no dialogue necessary.
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 12 years ago
@John Pike
Oh, Iām here. As the rest of my group. And already weāve taken a dislike to these 23 80 proof comments being posted!
Irish_Mike almost 12 years ago
I think he should mock Islam, The Religion of Peace, and see how many death threats he gets. Ah, but anti-Catholic bigotry is so much more acceptable. You can always stick a crucifix in a jar of urine and call it art.
Can't Sleep almost 12 years ago
I know! The new pope should be Queen Oprah!Then sheād be Poperah!
Intophaloblue almost 12 years ago
Sheās good for me. Pope Danae!!!
thirdguy almost 12 years ago
Uhm, Josh, she may have been hitting on you. If you donāt drink, then say, āHow about coffee insteadā. Or you could just climb on your high horse and act like a jerk. Your call.
kaystari Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Offended, as if anyone here cares.
emptc12 almost 12 years ago
An entertaining book about alternate universes is Michael Crichtonās TIMELINE. His premise is that travel in time is not possible, but travel in place to nearby alternatives is..All this is just speculation ā unless you yourself have passed through the āquantum foam.ā It wouldnāt surprise me. Just kidding, and yet thereās something ā¦
gkmcc almost 12 years ago
Better question ā what is a single father with two daughters doing hanging around in a bar having drinks?
jahoody almost 12 years ago
How about Eddieās cat? He seems to be invincible.
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 12 years ago
@Thirdguy
Quoting The Lorax : āThatās a woman?ā
meowlin almost 12 years ago
Dana Owens.
Iām surprised Bob isnāt promoting Pope Oprah. .As for myself, Iām supporting Pope Ye the First.
The Life I Draw Upon almost 12 years ago
Donāt tell me he wants Oprah for the Pope.
Fuzzy Thinker Premium Member almost 12 years ago
āā¦Who else has a pope?..ā Prophet is the highest office in the Melchizedek Priesthood. Apostles are higher than Bishops, since they ordain Bishops. There were no Apostles for over a hundred years when the Bishop of Rome made his political move. He decided to be higher than all the other Bishops in the world and declared he would be called Pope. There is a Prophet, holding the Melchizedek Priesthood, in Utah. He has a direct line of authority back to Peter and Christ.
rmurphy36 almost 12 years ago
Did Richard Nixon like umbrella drinks?
Rickapolis almost 12 years ago
I, for one, would like to see the white smoke for Danae.
Linguist almost 12 years ago
Bob, like many uncles forgets how terrible his nieces/nephews truely are ( unless reminded by the parent ). Since he doesnāt have to deal with the little darlings, on a daily basis, he can be blissfully ignorant.But, I suspect that Uncle Bob, Mai Tai haze aside, knows what Danae is really like.
hippogriff almost 12 years ago
I recall an Indo-Chinese religion had a pope, but donāt remember the name. It was occasionally in the news back when we were trying to capture that part of the French Empire for our own.
route66paul almost 12 years ago
I am a recovering Roman Catholic and NOT a member of the LDS, but what makes you think that you are SOOO right about āthe Utah organizationā?They may be spot on and you would be wrong. Donāt worry about it, they have certainly baptized many of you ancestors and probably even you, so they do not hold a grudge.Seriously, unless you have your own church and do not want your followers giving money to other churches, you could be a little more open minded. The only thing that I am certain of, is that when we meet our Heavenly Father, things will be much different than any of us can imagine ā as humans, we do not even have the capacity to understand.
DGWillie almost 12 years ago
Sorry. Ms OHare (interesting spelling) is presently dead, and expected to remain so.
Caddy57 almost 12 years ago
I canāt say anything ā¦..Johnny Diego stole my thoughts today!
Fuzzy Thinker Premium Member almost 12 years ago
āā¦which heresy was taught throughout the āLatin Westā for over a Century thereafterā¦ā There was this meeting in Nicaea about 325 AD. The Roman Emperor Constantine invited 1,800 Bishops of Christianity. Only 20% of the Bishops came. The Council voted on what to believe about Jesus, etc. The minority was declared to be Heretics and Excommunicated by the majority. The Emperor Exiled the Heritics from the Roman Empire. And a proclamation was made: anyone that read the writing of those who were exiled were to be Executed.
So the Emperor and the Council began the process of telling the 1,400 other congregations what they were supposed to believe and who their new leaders were.
primalcoach over 11 years ago
I remember Dana Andrews, and āTarantulaā was one of the scariest of the genre. Of course, I was only about 10 or 12 at the time.