Pickles by Brian Crane for February 25, 2013

It’s not your good dish towel now Opal.

Thanks, Earl – you probably saved a few hundred of us the humiliation of trying that stuff! Did you try the green apple shampoo?

Oh, Earl…

The same could be said of that chocolate bath gel…What?

My M-I-L ate some homemade glycerine soap and couldn’t understand why it burned her tongue. It cleaned her insides out quite well.

If that cocoa butter had already been applied to some hot blonde down at the beach, it would have been a whole other story…..

Don’t try the Kentucky Jelly (KY) Earl.

i remember when I was 9 and my mom was pregnant with my sister, mom had to rub cocoa butter on her belly for stretch marks. Mom had me smell it and said it smells good, but don’t ever, ever eat it. Every time i see cocoa butter lotion in the store, I think of that, and it’s been 44 years!

OK, sometimes this strip just makes me want to hurl. This is one of them. Ever heard of PAPER TOWELS?

Translated from the English to the “Merican” http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=eckythump

And, yeah, I looked it up. How could I not?

Those things that smell like food always get me craving the item like blueberry scented candles and apple pie air freshener so I stay away from them. Otherwise I have to run out to Tim Horton’s for a snackie.

And why is all this happening in the living room? Neither dish towels or cocoa butter are usually used in the living room.

Typical! You’re not Nelson’s age anymore, Earl!

LOL xxx

They do make tonguepaste and tonguebrushes, plus those tongue scrapers.

Cocoa butter does sound tasty.