When your a male, and live alone there’s nothing to cleaning the whole house. Especially the bathroom. The only time I had a maid was when I lived with a woman.
We were married almost 40 years before I told my husband to clean the toilet (he had just totaled it out) and he said “What are you talking about? Toilets are self-cleaning.” I said, “Well, I’m the SELF that’s been cleaning it and I’m tired of it!”
Bathrooms must be self-cleaning. Mine always seems to be clean when I go in there. Now, if I can only figure out why my wife spends so much time in there every day it seems.
I laughed loudly on reading this. My wife asked what was funny so I showed her the strip. Not a peep out of her. She didn’t think it was the least bit funny. Go figure.
My wife told me that she would be happy if I would getthe empty beer cans at least one,maybe two feet from thetrash can, and my dirty drawers in the general vicinity of the clothes hamper..(just kidding/stole the line from aBurt Reynolds movie)
Linguist over 11 years ago
You never know….
Linguist over 11 years ago
Works for me !
batterd_citizen over 11 years ago
she didn’t “ASK” him to clean it…she “TOLD” him to clean it.
Gator007 over 11 years ago
Smack him.
Plods with ...™ over 11 years ago
My grandson’s philosophy.
KTB over 11 years ago
Of course they clean themselves! Opal has obviously never seen the commercial with the scrubbing bubbles.
j-birds3 over 11 years ago
Better for Opel to go clean it as it’s not in Earl’s plans…
EarlP2 over 11 years ago
We have an upstairs bathroom? I didn’t know this bungalow HAD an upstairs …
magicwalnut over 11 years ago
Me too, Earl I’m just wallowing I hebitude .
jtviper7 over 11 years ago
When your a male, and live alone there’s nothing to cleaning the whole house. Especially the bathroom. The only time I had a maid was when I lived with a woman.
LuvThemPluggers over 11 years ago
We were married almost 40 years before I told my husband to clean the toilet (he had just totaled it out) and he said “What are you talking about? Toilets are self-cleaning.” I said, “Well, I’m the SELF that’s been cleaning it and I’m tired of it!”
DDS029 over 11 years ago
Bathrooms must be self-cleaning. Mine always seems to be clean when I go in there. Now, if I can only figure out why my wife spends so much time in there every day it seems.
Number Three over 11 years ago
Earl, When Opal wants something done… She expects it to be done… FAST!
LOL xxx
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
I laughed loudly on reading this. My wife asked what was funny so I showed her the strip. Not a peep out of her. She didn’t think it was the least bit funny. Go figure.
boldyuma over 11 years ago
My wife told me that she would be happy if I would getthe empty beer cans at least one,maybe two feet from thetrash can, and my dirty drawers in the general vicinity of the clothes hamper..(just kidding/stole the line from aBurt Reynolds movie)