Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 22, 2013
Transcript:
Panel 1: "... And that's your first look at tonight's weather! But before I sign off, I'd like to thank all my fans out therefor their support!" Panel 2: "Your cards, letters and emails kept my spirits up during a VERY difficult time in my life!" Panel 3: "It's not easy when your boss says, 'Wink, the focus groups tell us that viewers want a DIFFERENT kind of meteorologist!'" Panel 4: "Well, exCUSE me, but what does a stinkin' focus GROUP know about the WEATHER??" "Wink, I think it's time for a commercial."
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
And the calls start.
fresco b milne over 11 years ago
Lincoln what size do you draw the strip
Lyons Group, Inc. over 11 years ago
Maybe Wink should come here to Atlanta….NOT!!
dreadlokz over 11 years ago
It’s really shouldn’t snow in spring. But it does anyway, and here I am!
orbenjawell Premium Member over 11 years ago
Well maybe Nate’ll be doing some righteous tubing in a couple hours, and it’ll be all right back to biz-as-usual…..or if it’s slushy he can nail Ellen a good one square in the back of her head….again!! Snickers! SNICKERS!!!
The#1BoiseStateFan over 11 years ago
Before school. You can tell he doesn’t want it on a Friday or Saturday. He wants it to pile up on Sunday so school closes.
teddyortiz#1fan over 11 years ago
All right! love the calls but I kinda want jenny to come back.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 11 years ago
Uh oh!
Nikonclicker over 11 years ago
Nate has quite a vocabulary for an eleven year old. (Aesthetics). Got to send my kids to his school!
Ibbu Tibbu over 11 years ago
You need to post shorter comments
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
You should have heard the involuntary noise I made when I looked out this morning to white stuff on the ground. Maybe you shouldn’t have heard it. It’s freaking spring. I want WARM spring breezes, not the icy stuff we’re getting.
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
Wink must be going into politics next.
calvinsfriend110 over 11 years ago
“I’m your number one fan!” Reminds me of Annie Wilkes from Misery.
brocktheboss1213 over 11 years ago
Mr. Peirce, how do you come up with new jokes every day?
peanutsaddicted over 11 years ago
Just a questionHow early do u guys wake up too have first comments?
hippogriff over 11 years ago
david_42: Climate change! In the ’70s, it thundered in Vancouver and the mass media was all over, reassuring people that Ioco had not blown up or something. “It is really quite common in the interior” was the line that had us on the floor. Yet in one of the promo interviews for the Vancouver Olympics, I saw lightning in the far background. Sic transit gloria mundi. [Ioco: Imperial Oil Company refinery in its own suburb.]
coolML over 11 years ago
its awesome!!!
K M over 11 years ago
There used to be a TV weatherman with a less-than-deserved reputation for accuracy. Back in the day we got something like two feet of snow. But every time he went on the air to revise his forecast, he was always behind the curve. By the time he was calling for 12-16 inches of snow, we already had 20-24 inches. Reminds me of the Buffalo radio voice who said during a monster winter storm that the forecast called for a low temperature of 28 degrees and a 20 percent chance of snow. “It’s 20 degrees right now,” he said, “and it’s been 20-percenting all afternoon.”
BIGNATE#EPIC281 over 8 years ago
And so it starts again.
bastille24 almost 3 years ago
Maybe……. Wink is forecasting for another town!