Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 11, 2013
Transcript:
TNT: Rip, is "couples retreat" really the in-flight movie? It's going to be a long way to Polynesia! Rip: We don't have time for good movies! We've got to stop Cobra from become a tropical pirate queen! Nobody tricks me into the chains of fake marriage and then fake dumps me! I don't care how much fake fun it was! TNT: If it's any consolation, I'm pretty sure she dumped you for reals.
johnrussco almost 12 years ago
Just knowing that there is a reasonable explanation for all of this. Man-o-man I wish my dog could talk, let alone fly and all. Ya gotta love TNT he’s special!
Peabody-Martini almost 12 years ago
Halfway around the world in a Beaver seaplane. They’d need more than one movie.
mntim almost 12 years ago
The local paper dropped the Rip strip. (Rhymes With Orange? Really?) If only there were some way of reading it online.
lecrenb almost 12 years ago
Beavers are easy to fly… even TNT can do it.
Dragoncat almost 12 years ago
You mean he didn’t bring along his Kindle Fire?
Linda Solomon almost 12 years ago
Non Fake HugPounceszz Haywire Hooligans and Ripscallions!!
Jason Case almost 12 years ago
Why is it Rip and Crysta’s eyes are lines? What do they look like when they are sleeping?