Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 11, 2013
Transcript:
TNT: Rip, is "couples retreat" really the in-flight movie? It's going to be a long way to Polynesia! Rip: We don't have time for good movies! We've got to stop Cobra from become a tropical pirate queen! Nobody tricks me into the chains of fake marriage and then fake dumps me! I don't care how much fake fun it was! TNT: If it's any consolation, I'm pretty sure she dumped you for reals.
Why is it Rip and Crysta’s eyes are lines? What do they look like when they are sleeping?