Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 28, 2013

they’re like 6th grade wine tasters but with jelly beans . but lets face it what 11 year old kid isn’t an authority on jelly beans

Well they must have a degree in jellybean tasting.

When I was a kid, I thought that different coloured Smarties had different flavours. (Canadian spelling)

I dunno why but i LOVE sour skittles

artificial flavor, artificial color……..artificial candy!!

But grape jellybeans still taste good!

egg salad flavored jelly beans…………ranch flavored soy nuts jelly beans….rice-cake flavored jelly beans……..trail mix flavored jelly beans….that home-made stuff that even Spitzy couldn’t stomach flavored jelly beans. Hey, this is just to make Marty’s ears burn a ’lil bit! Snark! SNARK!!

I hate grape flavored candy! It tastes horrible

Why do you want to rot more quickly, isaiahammar?

frumdebang: Aluminium went out when Aluminium Ltd became AlCan. I only once saw the old spelling in the six years I lived in Canada in the mid ’70s.

I ate way to much candy back when I was a kid. Trust me, it’s really bad for you.

i now control myself when it comes to candy.

But I agree, watermelon candy flavor has never tasted like watermelon. Licorice rocks!

artificial raspberry flavoring. Blech!

I know Chad.

All jelly beans taste terrible. Eat something good, like M&M’s.

I LOVE Concord grapes.Our grapes are a Concord cross. One red and one green. They are semi-seedless which means about two seeds per grape. You can make wine out of eating grapes but you can’t eat wine grapes. Too much tannin. I don’t like tannin in my wine.

Where does one get these Bertie Bott Beans? Why would any one WANT them?

I love grape anything! Grape gum, grape slushies, you name it! It tastes good because it tastes NOTHING like real grapes!

Quick fact about jelly beans:there color is made out of bug poop.

… Or guts

Just so you know Nate.

green apple

I’ve yet to encounter any watermelon candy that tasted remotely like watermelon. Just saying.

Banana! Why didn’t he say banana?

@BIGNATE DONT YOU HATE WATERMELON AND BANNANA FLAVORED CANDY?

I love the Nate-Chad Moments

There’s actually an interesting story behind why banana candy doesn’t taste like bananas. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5oJfJ19hpqA

grape tastes amazing

Grape is okay, but cherry is the best.

i wonder if there are chocolate jelly beans

Banana candy also tastes nothing like the fruit.

huh