Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 22, 2013

These shrewd negotiations are nauseating.

This has got more to do with money than worms,Susie dont give in.

oh ….really can Calvin..?

I see these two getting married in the future. Haha

@ Hobbes do you have facebook ? just got Charles shulz ..his fans page

Right on,Cal! Make her put up or shut up! (but be very careful what you say next; she just might have a quarter and be willing to spend it.)

Forget it, Calvin. She’s smarter than you.

Yeah, prove it!

I think, Susie will take the victory!

Calvin, was flirting with danger are we!?!

Well, considering this happens to be one of the many plot lines I’ve read in the collections, I think I should be banned from betting on it.

Is there some bad math here or am I missing something?Five worms – 50 cents – penny a worm?

There’s a difference between poverty and frugal living. I just can’t tell which they have though.

Several days ago Calvin ‘stopped on a dime’.This time he might as well accept two nickels.

Susie is a hard negotiator.

(next strip) “Ok…here we go…five worms down the hatch… closer…closer…umm feel free to run away screaming at any time.” “Not with my 2 nickels at stake!”

Good for you, Susie.

Calvin wants to eat worms! Susie wants to watch him!

Calvin, how much would you pay Susie to eat 5 worms?

I would be willing to bet you can’t overdose on 5 worms.

People have been saying for years Calvin and Susie ended up married; Man I hope not for Calvin’s sake. Poor guy would lose every vacation negotiation and I can’t imagine what he’d have to give up if he ever asked for something kinky.

Calvin, the negotiator, being out negotiated by a girl.

All his talents are wasted

Good protein. qagh is a dish best eaten still alive.

Calvin wants to be certain she has the money first.Must have seen “The Silence” – Twilight Zone.

And so it begins…

LOL xxx

I thought so, too!

i know what’s gonna tommorow…

Calvin you little cretin, put up or shut up!!!

@dbmeyer99,Apparently your wife is not explosive.