Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 27, 2013

And, that, my friends, is true!

No log and no sport!

what is routine …?

Try hard Calvin, you might make it to the olympics!

Hang in there and keep practicing, kiddo, It gets better as your diaphragm capacity improves and your voice changes,

Some hobby.

Find a sparing partner too.

Folks, belching is a sport, right?Help me here, there’s a bet riding on this.

had a roommate a while back still perfecting his form at well over 50 years of age. one of those mid-borns who never got enough attention as a child, always too loud, too much, too soon, too fast. solution to every problem was “kick its ass”! nothing says class like a middle-aged 9 year old…

I can see the headlines now: 19 year old first grader wins his a first Olympic gold medal.

Armpit farts, belching — if he’s going for the pentathlon I shudder to think what the other three ‘sports’ will be!

Oh great, now I have George Carlin’s Class Clown in my head, about the guy who could belch the alphabet.

Sport? What Sport? If bowling doesn’t qualify, belching certainly doesn’t.

If belching is not your thing, Calvin, you could take up spitting

A belch in time saves nine!

Calvin wants to be the belch of the ball.

Judging from panel 2, Calvin is not saying these things with tongue in cheek.

i heard that you should keep a log in case you want to build a fire…

Just as well it’s burping and not the other thing.

LOL xxx

That’s fascinating…

All practice sessions to take place in the school lunchroom while sitting next to Suzie…auditions for new subscribers to the sport always welcome, at the same venue, of course…

Dha, routine = งานประจำ

…and then along comes “Twitter”.

No, the proper name of the sport is felching…