Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for April 21, 2013
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Transcript:
Mom: Let's see how fast we can get through the grocery store. Alice: Can i ride in the cart shaped like a train? Mom: Jeez, It's like a pushing truck! Alice: Can we go to the deli counter to see if they have that cheese that smells like feet? Alice: I'm singing my cheese song. Let's go smell the cheese. Petey: If i step on a green square, I'll plunge to my doom. Mom: Alice, sit down! Petey: Doom, doom, doom awaits us far below! Mom: Petey! Not so loud. Alice: Smell the cheese, it smells like feet. Stinky, stinky feet! Mom: Alice! Sit down! Petey: Doom doom doom. Lobster: Pinch me to see if I'm dreaming. Lobster: I Keep trying to.
margueritem over 11 years ago
Richard, you a a comedic genius.
scrabblefiend over 11 years ago
At least she didn’t get the cart with the wobbly wheel.
Tue Elung-Jensen over 11 years ago
On one hand I want children, and then I read something like this …
neatslob Premium Member over 11 years ago
I did things like Petey, only not out loud.
boogshine over 11 years ago
Petey, possessed by GIR?
Bella_Tessa over 11 years ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL!!!! What more can I say?
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 11 years ago
I’m choking on my coffee here! ROFLMAO!
McSpook over 11 years ago
I used to work at a market.There’s far more reality in this strip than one might imagine.Wonderfully done; thanks Richard.
route66paul over 11 years ago
every time my wife sees lobsters in a tank she starts to get nervous. Getting behind her and giving her a little pinch around ankle high will really make her jump. Works every time.
rgcviper over 11 years ago
All in an average trip to the grocery store.
Well done, Richard.
dramac333 over 11 years ago
DOOM! DOOM! DOOM!
bblack100 Premium Member over 11 years ago
I like this one. Let,s see more.
einarbt over 11 years ago
Fantastic.
Jabroniville Premium Member over 11 years ago
This man truly understands children to have written this. Children randomly singing, obsession with Stinky Feet Cheese and the “only touch this color of tile” game, all at once.
water_moon over 11 years ago
We have foam puzzle pice tiles covering the basement playroom floor (~200 of them), there are 5 colors and they are:red = lava, can’t touch, but if you do you have to jump on to light blue = shallow water, can’t jump off ofdark blue = deep water, you’ll drownyellow = quicksand, have to hurry offgreen= safe grass