Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 14, 2013

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    Destiny23  almost 12 years ago

    Iā€™m surprised Danae hasnā€™t driven her father to drink!

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    firedome  almost 12 years ago

    umā€¦he has been shown having a drink with his brother now and thenā€¦

    happy pi day!

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Danae, thatā€™s not a good motivation.Youā€™re motivating them to find a way to shut you up.

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    emjaycee  almost 12 years ago

    I believe her last line is a reference to a quote attributed to ā€œPapaā€ Hemingway: ā€œWrite drunk. Edit sober.ā€

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    bluskies  almost 12 years ago

    Why quit while youā€™re ahead? Test your limits!

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    jreckard  almost 12 years ago

    I think Lucy needs a motivational speaker ā€“ her protests are too feeble ā€“ maybe a Clydesdale snide sale.

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    roctor  almost 12 years ago

    Telling people they look fat is being a motivational speaker.

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    emptc12  almost 12 years ago

    Until the last few decades, it could be said that all of the American Nobel Prize winners for Literature were alcoholics, or at least very heavy drinkers. The exception was Pearl Buck. Correct me if Iā€™m wrong, II think that streak stopped with Saul Bellow..If youā€™ve ever tried to write while drinking, itā€™s amazing how wonderful it seems while youā€™re doing it, and how idiotic the output is when you read it later. .Kurt Vonnegut wrote (through one of his characters) that for a writer, drinking only seems to help; and it only seems to help for the first half-hour..There are many opinions about this, and about writing while on drugs, or in religious ecstasy. I wonder how much of art and literature has done in that condition.

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    Beleck3  almost 12 years ago

    lol, Danae will find out how much $10. is worth to mad as hell people. how much damage it can do to such ā€œmotivationalā€ speakers, can it motivate them to beat the life out of them. fat, drunk or not. lol

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    In several of his writings, Vonnegut claims he nevr wrote while drunkā€¦.I donā€™t think sipping a beer would count but, drunk?ā€¦God luck with that!

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    dabugger  almost 12 years ago

    Obviously the phrase ā€˜out of mouth of babesā€™ does not apply to one precious little Danaeā€¦ā€¦

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    Rickapolis  almost 12 years ago

    Doesnā€™t Danae know that she will end up living in a van down by the riverā€¦

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    sarah413 Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Reminds me of the character from the book The Little Prince (Le Petit Prince). The character was the drunk and when asked why he drank, he replied to forget. When asked what he was trying to forget, he simply replied ā€œforget why I drink.ā€

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    Mickeylacey  almost 12 years ago

    never use the internet while drinking!!!!

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    pcolli  almost 12 years ago

    Spouting oneā€™s own opinion is NOT motivational speaking.

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    geneboecker  almost 12 years ago

    insults should be free!

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    Boise Ed Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    This weekā€™s strips seem to be an economic updating of Lucyā€™s advice stand in Peanuts.

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    bransom  almost 12 years ago

    Except that sheā€™s right! Who knows, maybe that lady WILL lose 25 pounds and become a great novelist! You ALL missed the boat again ā€“ as usual!

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    Caddy57  almost 12 years ago

    2 things for Danae to consider #1 is it worth upsetting the masses #2 Is it worth upseting her Father?

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    westny77  almost 12 years ago

    $10.00 for insults. Little Lucy horse looks embarrassed

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