Monty by Jim Meddick for April 03, 2013

So the uninhibited adventurer, the adrenaline-addict, free-spirited son of the wind buys his stuff in bulk like the rest of us.

“Stupid in a can.”

NightGaunt from yesterday…Of course I’m not afraid to say “cojones.”

But I do think it’s funnier to type “c*j***s” under the pretense that I’m too ladylike to say it…(just in case there’s still somebody who buys that.)But now… sigh… you blew my cover…..LOL

But he already has “wings”..And, apparently, a DEVO-style camera helmet.

bleep Now I have to look up base jumping. Sigh.

I looked it up and must say stupidity knows no bounds. What these adrenalin seeking idiots need is to move a cantankerous bull from one field to another. Only our generation uses death defying stunts to get their adrenaline rush. I have a woodpile that needs splitting if they have too much energy.

I’d say, let the store staff pick up the boxes. They’re the ones who always place them where you can’t help but knock them over anyway.I once saw a mother scold her young son for knocking one of these displays over. I told her it wasn’t his fault, it was the store’s fault for placing it there.

I want to see Monty jump!This should be even better than his parkour exploits.

play stupid at home, where no one cares, if I could care!

I see we have essentially returned to Robotman (which is fine)

Monty is trying out for the title of Archetypical Dork, or maybe Superklutz. E.B. is just along to call the ambulance….

2nd time this year Monty has looked hot enough to give me a man-crush. First time was when he had the toolbelt on and was fixing stuff at his house. But this time, dang what a bod.

He already has wings so he wont need a Red Bull…

Thought for a minute he was a reject from Devo.

he better pick up a roll of Charmin cause he’s gonna…well you know.

This is why the costume designer in The Incredibles strongly suggested not to wear capes. Monty must have missed that movie.

Are there any publicly available archives of the Monty & Robotman strips? I have not seen any of those strips but would love to read them all from the very beginning.A PM with any possible links as well as replies here would be most welcome.

Reminds me of a suit Wile E. Coyote wore once……..