Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 24, 2013

Kiwi is a marketing term that’s only used in the US. Australians and New Zealanders know the fruit as Chinese gooseberries, because the fruit originates from China.

that fuzz sure made hatching an adventure!

Aw, they cut it.Now it won’t ripen and make baby kiwis.

So, if they eat that fruit, does it make them cannibals?

green eggs no hams?

We’re not the only country on the planet. We’re just the one the most other countries try to copy.

There are other countries on the planet?

I want to know how they make that shoe polish.

It was a hard delivery…

Ahhh, the eternal question when it comes to flightless birds and eggs, which came first.

When idiots fight, how can you tell who wins? Want to sound like children, then get back on facebook!

Hey, all you furriners out there. Try going 24 hours without anything American in your lives. As for cautionary tales, there’s Spain, Italy, France, Greece, and even tiny Cyprus just for starters.

Sort of how they decided prunes should be called “dried plums”.

kiwi kiwi?