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Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 29, 2013
March 28, 2013
March 30, 2013
Transcript:
Rob: Can I talk to you for a minute? Bucky: you can talk toward me, I never guarantee a response. Rob: See, I'm told all those sticky notes in the hallway had stuff written on them about ferrets. Bucky: Then I'd call them stinky notes. Rob: And fungo said it was all lies. Bucky: Ohhhh, so the weasel was telling the truth? Man, you're dumber than the guy who taunted Andrei Arlovski on bully beatdown. Rob: Never-the-less... Bucky: If some science magazine graphed yours tumidity, they'd have to add a little fold-out flap to extend the dumb bar off the page.
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hayscd almost 12 years ago
“Never guarantee a response!” Priceless.
zero almost 12 years ago
Dumb bar. LLOL
juicebruce almost 12 years ago
Nice to see the Buckster back on his meds or is he off ?
Elsboy almost 12 years ago
The first panel sums up the typical human-to-cat interaction quite nicely, I think.
R2-Wolf almost 12 years ago
Not very far with two smashed kneecaps and a concussion, which is what you would get if I saw you even try kicking a cat. I like the Dalek, but you are a DB.
byamrcn almost 12 years ago
Not nearly as far as I could drop-kick your microscopic cojones. Loser.
PastPluperfect almost 12 years ago
People, as Craig Ferguson says: “It’s not a real cat. Its a drawing!” Lets try to maintain some perspective here.
Slowmodem almost 12 years ago
The greatest taunter of all time is the french guy on the castle in The Holy Grail……….“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!”
kaystari Premium Member about 1 month ago
The polite notes from the ferret verses the back talk from the cat, who is more likely to be trustworthy here?