Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 27, 2013

She looks nuts anyway. What’s with the weird face grab?

She’s trying to disfigure herself so he’ll find her less attractive. Problem is, he’s not interested in her face …

She has a split personality, and is attacking herself.

And she pulls off her mask to reveal……..

Er….you’re already married to her mother.

Bogie and Bacall.

You Yanks ares so uncouth. Brits do NOT squeeze zits in the car.

Guest star: Leonard Nimoy.

The English do have a strange sense of humour.

MILF does a body good

I was thinking it looked like Spock, too, except for the ears. So maybe she is a Gorn underneath the clever disguise.

Looks like a Bill Waterson drawing. Love it.

I thought she had a terrible, uncontrollable itch under her wig.

…but you still CAN have my baby.