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Jerry impressive⊠Fake deodorant? no thank you.I guess being married to Burl Joy appreciates anything he gives her. She gives him fake also,fake apple pie anyone? I tried making mock apple pie once it didnât work out though just a bunch of crackers soggy,and not tasty, Iâll stick to real apples.
SusanâŠ. ugh, I am so sorely tempted. I may just fall off the wagon and take up the BB Chews again. The painful feelings today are too much, and I need the cleansing euphoria of BB Chews.
I can imagine Jerryâs musky odour. An oily and pungent natural secretion, captured in his ample body hair, acrid cologne, and a faint after waft of⊠umm, bottom fragrances.
margueritem almost 12 years ago
Gee, Jer, I wonder why?
x_Tech almost 12 years ago
As a kid I used to make fake Zirconia with sodium chloride crystals. Only problem, when they got wet all I had wasâŠ
Salt water.
Laura Gildwarg almost 12 years ago
The finials are still missing. Did they run away from home? Wouldnât blame âem if they did!
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Fake deodorant oughta work on cartoon charactersâŠbut Jerryâs b.o. transcends the medium.
It takes real deodorant and Brain Bleach to keep our minds from smelling himâŠ
even 3 feet from the monitor.Please enjoy a complimentary chewâŠ
A nose clip, as shown the other day, wouldnât hurt either.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
XâŠ.C 12 H 22 O 11 crystals make a sweet gift.
loveslife almost 12 years ago
Jerry impressive⊠Fake deodorant? no thank you.I guess being married to Burl Joy appreciates anything he gives her. She gives him fake also,fake apple pie anyone? I tried making mock apple pie once it didnât work out though just a bunch of crackers soggy,and not tasty, Iâll stick to real apples.
finale almost 12 years ago
Slab of imitation Velveeta and a box of âFROSTED Wheat Fatsâ for munchies today. Wonderful.
mikie2 almost 12 years ago
Does Jerry use fake âGas-Xâ as well? Betcha.
gmforde almost 12 years ago
Hey Susan, thanks! Fake deodorant? Makes me wonder what else he has thatâs fake. I know his hair is. lol
imnormal almost 12 years ago
Burl, you are a gem of a husband, your simulated pretend thoughfulness at the dime store is beyond words.
ja almost 12 years ago
Ha! Truly laugh of loud funny! Good one!
InTraining Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Must be time for cheese and crackersâŠ. ! ! !
MissScarlet Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Fake Zirconia? Iâm guessing that means âglassâ.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Its amazing what you can buy at the Dollar Dump. Every knock off brand of anything you could possible want. Wait til her arm turns green.
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member almost 12 years ago
SusanâŠ. ugh, I am so sorely tempted. I may just fall off the wagon and take up the BB Chews again. The painful feelings today are too much, and I need the cleansing euphoria of BB Chews.
mountaingreenery. almost 12 years ago
I can imagine Jerryâs musky odour. An oily and pungent natural secretion, captured in his ample body hair, acrid cologne, and a faint after waft of⊠umm, bottom fragrances.