Jerry impressive… Fake deodorant? no thank you.I guess being married to Burl Joy appreciates anything he gives her. She gives him fake also,fake apple pie anyone? I tried making mock apple pie once it didn’t work out though just a bunch of crackers soggy,and not tasty, I’ll stick to real apples.
Susan…. ugh, I am so sorely tempted. I may just fall off the wagon and take up the BB Chews again. The painful feelings today are too much, and I need the cleansing euphoria of BB Chews.
I can imagine Jerry’s musky odour. An oily and pungent natural secretion, captured in his ample body hair, acrid cologne, and a faint after waft of… umm, bottom fragrances.
margueritem over 11 years ago
Gee, Jer, I wonder why?
x_Tech over 11 years ago
As a kid I used to make fake Zirconia with sodium chloride crystals. Only problem, when they got wet all I had was…
Salt water.
Laura Gildwarg over 11 years ago
The finials are still missing. Did they run away from home? Wouldn’t blame ’em if they did!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Fake deodorant oughta work on cartoon characters…but Jerry’s b.o. transcends the medium.
It takes real deodorant and Brain Bleach to keep our minds from smelling him…
even 3 feet from the monitor.Please enjoy a complimentary chew…
A nose clip, as shown the other day, wouldn’t hurt either.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
X….C 12 H 22 O 11 crystals make a sweet gift.
loveslife over 11 years ago
Jerry impressive… Fake deodorant? no thank you.I guess being married to Burl Joy appreciates anything he gives her. She gives him fake also,fake apple pie anyone? I tried making mock apple pie once it didn’t work out though just a bunch of crackers soggy,and not tasty, I’ll stick to real apples.
finale over 11 years ago
Slab of imitation Velveeta and a box of “FROSTED Wheat Fats” for munchies today. Wonderful.
mikie2 over 11 years ago
Does Jerry use fake “Gas-X” as well? Betcha.
gmforde over 11 years ago
Hey Susan, thanks! Fake deodorant? Makes me wonder what else he has that’s fake. I know his hair is. lol
imnormal over 11 years ago
Burl, you are a gem of a husband, your simulated pretend thoughfulness at the dime store is beyond words.
ja over 11 years ago
Ha! Truly laugh of loud funny! Good one!
InTraining Premium Member over 11 years ago
Must be time for cheese and crackers…. ! ! !
MissScarlet Premium Member over 11 years ago
Fake Zirconia? I’m guessing that means ‘glass’.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 11 years ago
Its amazing what you can buy at the Dollar Dump. Every knock off brand of anything you could possible want. Wait til her arm turns green.
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 11 years ago
Susan…. ugh, I am so sorely tempted. I may just fall off the wagon and take up the BB Chews again. The painful feelings today are too much, and I need the cleansing euphoria of BB Chews.
mountaingreenery. over 11 years ago
I can imagine Jerry’s musky odour. An oily and pungent natural secretion, captured in his ample body hair, acrid cologne, and a faint after waft of… umm, bottom fragrances.