Alice: Mom, I forget, does grandma have a great big giant had and gorilla arms? Mom: No. Alice: Shoot, and I was bragging about her all over the playground.
Consider the view of a “grandma” through the eyes of a child. What do most grown-ups do when they see their grandkids? The lean in and reach for them. Thus the view of the head and hands are greatly disportionate to everything else.
margueritem over 11 years ago
Oh man, now you’ll lose face, Alice.
Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
Didn’t your parents teach you, Alice, to respect your elders?
edclectic over 11 years ago
That’s why your nose seems to be growing, Alice.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
I think Madeline has been left speechless! Maybe Alice was getting confused in her memories between Granny and Big Shirley?
Stellagal over 11 years ago
Consider the view of a “grandma” through the eyes of a child. What do most grown-ups do when they see their grandkids? The lean in and reach for them. Thus the view of the head and hands are greatly disportionate to everything else.
beaver48612 over 11 years ago
I just fell off my chair :-D
Popeyesforearm over 11 years ago
The Knuckle Draggin Gramma’sgood name for a rock band
Gokie5 over 11 years ago
Frankly, with Grandma the way she really is, I don’t think that Alice would have to exaggerate.