Bread slice: " Well, yes,son, technically they are right when they call you a heel, but remember, Its not who you are on the outside, its what you taste like on the inside"
Hey…. don’t feel bad, little bread heel…come on over to my place…Just sit here by the fire till you’re all warm and tasty…I mean… er… toasty…um….
I know it feels like you’re in a jam… but it’s really pretty sweet….oooh yum…. er… um…I can tell you;re starting to feel butter…I mean better…Just come a little closer….
I always dig out of the middle of the loaf. That’s where the good bread is.You should leave the heels until last. They keep the rest of the bread from drying out. (Or so I was told).
Chalkeye almost 12 years ago
What in tar-nation is a Tar Heel, anyways?
jazzmoose almost 12 years ago
The good news is that employers will think you’re great because you’re the end of the loaf.
geezermaxamus almost 12 years ago
At least he listens to the right music “Bread Zeppelin”
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Hey…. don’t feel bad, little bread heel…come on over to my place…Just sit here by the fire till you’re all warm and tasty…I mean… er… toasty…um….
I know it feels like you’re in a jam… but it’s really pretty sweet….oooh yum…. er… um…I can tell you;re starting to feel butter…I mean better…Just come a little closer….
Chithing Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Bred zeppelin?
boff0 almost 12 years ago
Pretty crummy if you ask me!!
jreckard almost 12 years ago
No wonder!
James Hopkins almost 12 years ago
I always skip the ends of the loafs then make a sandwich with the two end slides. Does that make it a Heelwich?
jmcx4 almost 12 years ago
I always dig out of the middle of the loaf. That’s where the good bread is.You should leave the heels until last. They keep the rest of the bread from drying out. (Or so I was told).
ossiningaling almost 12 years ago
Matthew 20:16 “So the last will be first, and the first will be last.”
Digital Frog almost 12 years ago
Just stay away from the thyme, as it wounds all heels.
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Maybe he wouldn’t feel like such a heel if it weren’t for his ill-bread family . . . ☻
MissScarlet Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I save up my heels to make bread crumbs. But that doesn’t make them crummy, honest!
hippogriff almost 12 years ago
MissScarlet: I freeze them until they don’t fit on the fridge door shelf, the cube them, season some butter and toast them. Why buy croutons?
Davepostmp almost 12 years ago
Two heels make a pretty good hamburger bun, in a pinch.
chris_weaver almost 12 years ago
I’d think of something myself, but I just haven’t got the crust.