Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 30, 2013

He was living a fanta, see.

Also for false advertising…there’s no pepper in it.

What does it taste like? I had never heard of this drink before Forrest Gump.

There’s Mr. Clean, Mr. Muscle, Mr. Pibb, but no Mr. Pepper.

I haven’t thought about that drink in 50 years. I think it was pretty good. We thought we looked like dad when we drank it.

Dr Pepper is a very good drink. I have prefered Dr Pepper most of my life. If it wasn’t around I would move to Pepsi, but never Coke. the taste makes me shudder.

At least he can still nurse a beer.

high fructose corn syrup.bon appétit.

Unfortunately, my favorite foods are those that are Nutrition-Free.

“When I drinks whiskey, I drinks whiskey. When I drinks water, I drinks water.” (The Quiet Man)If you have to water it down, it’s not worth drinking.