The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 15, 2013

Joe Potatohead thinks she’s one hot potato!

Wait’ll you see Spud’s attachment!!

On a potato, her eyes can be just about anywhere!

Well…. if you go for those plastic types….

That’s typical of Desiree…she won’t stop ‘til she’s married to King Edward.

You’d think “Mrs. Potato Butt” would be less superficial.

I say Po-Tay-Toe, You say Po-Tah-Toe…Wait a sec., who says Po-Tah-Toe anymore?

Today’s Off the Mark has a male version…. sort of.

So the rest of the ladies are topless?

The guy in back is thinking, “Reminds me of the last time Idaho.”

Yes, but didn’t you get your new nose from there, too?

Yes, but will it pass the EYE test?

The dark side of Genetically Modified Foods: Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head were only the beginning!.Soon there will comedian bananas (x Jonathan Winters). Critic tomatoes (x Roger Ebert). Starlet peppers and watermelons (x Anne Nicole Smith). Politician onions (x John Boehner). Talk show okra (Oprah Winfrey). Talk show beans (Rush Limbaugh) ….And intelligent carrots? “The mind boggles!”

She seems to be quite attached to them.

I like my potatoes all dressed.

Joe:Mind if I put my beer there for a minute.

She’s probably just trying to relive her beauty pageant days when she competed as Miss I-da-ho…

I had a great love for all the Irwin Allen shows of the early ’60s when they each began, but they all ended up so campy.