Close to Home by John McPherson for April 27, 2013

Ewwwww! Not to mention the kids will get a pretty deep tan/burn from being out in the sun slathered in grease.

if nothing else, the kids will be well done…

At least it’s Crisco, not LARD.

Time to buy your water off the grocery shelf from Pepsi or Coke. That’s where it is now being stored.

better to slip and slide through it than to consume it

Slip ’N Fried

I went to a frat party like that once…

That girl’s swimming suit looks like it is from the 1800.s

Looks like a giant strip of bacon!Mmmm, meat candy!

Gives a whole new meaning to pork-bellies.

You want flies with that?

Remember when that only happened during the Summer drought season? Those were the days.

I thought slip-n-slides were banned because people were too stupid not to slide into walls.