Agnes by Tony Cochran for April 16, 2013

Good luck doing that. Squirrels would be about as motivated as cats to handle mundane tasks….except maybe cleaning bird feeders.

Next project: Training monkeys to take over the mundane human task of putting tiny bridles on squirrels.

An 87-squirrel hitch must be some kind of a record.

Amen to that. One of my biggest pet peeves – people play a game and get paid wayyyy too much. Then there are the people that save and protect our lives who get paid soooo little.

“Agnes nailed it that to many people watching Sports is as important as curing Cancer”-Many don’t realize cancer can be cured but they know sports can be played - and played, and played and played and, -—-.-And to be honest, most of the athletes involved probably can’t cure cancer.-And don’t just concentrate on minor diseases like cancer which kills many, pay attention to aging which kills all.-Cure old age while I am still in my late youth.(or teach squirrels to do it for us)

Hammy in “Over the Hedge” could do all the jobs by himself. Until he gets distracted.

Squirrels are flea vectors, bigtime. Just in case she really does have an itch to work with them.

I thought squirrels were only useful for giving dogs and cats exercise. (and driving the rest of us crazy)

And really, how many put curing cancer above such mundane tasks as eating, sleeping, brushing their teeth, washing, et cetera?.It’s like a marathon. You have to pace yourself and look out for the pressure cookers.