Early ’60’s, college cafeteria — we discovered that a glass tumbler, dropped just right, would bounce twice on the ceramic tile floor. With practice, we could ALMOST always catch it before it hit the third time! Never tried that with a jam jar …
♫♪ When I’m dead and in my grave, No more woman will I crave,On my tombstone it shall be written,I’ve had my share and I’m not shi%tin,When you pass by the spot where I lie, Pleas pee on me , I’m always dry…♫♪
haha, night crew reflexes is what it’s called when food falls and you catch it with your foot. I was a day stocker but I had night crew reflexes. It’s actually very easy. Hurts occasionally, but better than having to clean stuff off the floor if something breaks. Sometimes it breaks anyway, like in the case of yogurt containers. Usually, though, catching with your foot’s a good idea and very easy. I’ve rarely missed. But I never tempted fate either!
Templo S.U.D. almost 12 years ago
Time to get out the mop & buy a new jar of jam.
Llewellenbruce almost 12 years ago
Opal is reading Muffins her favorite comic strip,Garfield!
locuravamp almost 12 years ago
That’s gotta be a LOT of last words.
orinoco womble almost 12 years ago
Famous last words. “Hold my beer—-watch this!”
flyertom almost 12 years ago
Mine is gonna be: “I knew if I hung around long enough, something like this would happen.”
Marge Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Opal, der Spruch ist gut!
GROG Premium Member almost 12 years ago
What do you want on your tombstone?
EarlP2 almost 12 years ago
Early ’60’s, college cafeteria — we discovered that a glass tumbler, dropped just right, would bounce twice on the ceramic tile floor. With practice, we could ALMOST always catch it before it hit the third time! Never tried that with a jam jar …
beymly almost 12 years ago
Ooops might be more appropriate as an epitaph.
ossiningaling almost 12 years ago
Is this the first time a Pickle was in a jam?
jtviper7 almost 12 years ago
♫♪ When I’m dead and in my grave, No more woman will I crave,On my tombstone it shall be written,I’ve had my share and I’m not shi%tin,When you pass by the spot where I lie, Pleas pee on me , I’m always dry…♫♪
716PMedGuy almost 12 years ago
sounds like a good one to me…..
just sayin almost 12 years ago
I couldn’t read the paper, without a cup of coffee or tea, but Earl is a nice distraction :)
Linguist almost 12 years ago
The hypochondriac’s tombstone reads: I told you I was sick !
Miba almost 12 years ago
haha, night crew reflexes is what it’s called when food falls and you catch it with your foot. I was a day stocker but I had night crew reflexes. It’s actually very easy. Hurts occasionally, but better than having to clean stuff off the floor if something breaks. Sometimes it breaks anyway, like in the case of yogurt containers. Usually, though, catching with your foot’s a good idea and very easy. I’ve rarely missed. But I never tempted fate either!
Radical-Knight almost 12 years ago
Opal, Cleanup on isle… Oh, never mind.
Happicat2012 almost 12 years ago
Get that cat off the table!! Yuck!
Rickapolis almost 12 years ago
Might as well drop some peanut butter, too.
Number Three almost 12 years ago
You should have set up a video camera to film you catching the jar of jam, Earl.
Of course the footage would show you failing miserably.
LOL xxx
unca jim almost 12 years ago
Probly the reason that all our jelly jars, et al, are slowly shifting over to plastic.
boldyuma almost 12 years ago
What I would like on my tombstone?“I Swear To God I Thought Turkeys Could Fly.”(WKRP reference)
Popeyesforearm almost 12 years ago
we’ll call that an “Opalescent”
rekam Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Tsk, tsk! Please watch your language. There may be children reading the comments.