Better rebuild the Earth and this time keep away all Golga Frincham contaminants and Vogons. I wonder who actually ASKED the ultimate question. Oh, hang on; I’ve just been summoned by some white mice.
The meaning of life? A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and a big fat doobie, oh, and some cheese, maybe some Fritos, Fritos are good, with cottage cheese, and grapes, I like grapes, milk, you have to have milk, and Snickers bars, they’re good too. Pizza, I almost forgot pizza, Oh, and Nacho Cheese Doritos with Kraft Tartar Sauce as a dip, watermelon would be nice and….
humanity i love you because you would rather black the boots of success than enquire whose soul dangles from his watch-chain which would be embarrassing for both
parties and because you unflinchingly applaud all songs containing the words country home and mother when sung at the old howard
humanity i love you because when you’re hard up you pawn your intelligence to buy a drink and when you’re flush pride keeps
you from the pawn shops and because you are continually committing nuisances but more especially in your own house
humanity i love you because you are perpetually putting the secret of life in your pants and forgetting it’s there and sitting down
on it and because you are forever making poems in the lap of death humanity
Sherlock Watson almost 12 years ago
The secret of Life is that Mikey didn’t really like it; he was just paid to eat it.
pcolli almost 12 years ago
Better rebuild the Earth and this time keep away all Golga Frincham contaminants and Vogons. I wonder who actually ASKED the ultimate question. Oh, hang on; I’ve just been summoned by some white mice.
vwdualnomand almost 12 years ago
thought the meaning of life is love or 3. or, you get out of bed, walk around, and go back to bed.
drbob456x almost 12 years ago
Good to see Emperor Norton I emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico out and about:http://www.carsonquest.com
tcreole almost 12 years ago
As an editor, I have to say the meaning of life is knowing how to spell “emperor.”
wndrwrthg almost 12 years ago
The meaning of life? A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and a big fat doobie, oh, and some cheese, maybe some Fritos, Fritos are good, with cottage cheese, and grapes, I like grapes, milk, you have to have milk, and Snickers bars, they’re good too. Pizza, I almost forgot pizza, Oh, and Nacho Cheese Doritos with Kraft Tartar Sauce as a dip, watermelon would be nice and….
Linguist almost 12 years ago
humanity i love you because you would rather black the boots of success than enquire whose soul dangles from his watch-chain which would be embarrassing for both
parties and because you unflinchingly applaud all songs containing the words country home and mother when sung at the old howard
humanity i love you because when you’re hard up you pawn your intelligence to buy a drink and when you’re flush pride keeps
you from the pawn shops and because you are continually committing nuisances but more especially in your own house
humanity i love you because you are perpetually putting the secret of life in your pants and forgetting it’s there and sitting down
on it and because you are forever making poems in the lap of death humanity
i hate you
e.e.cummings
lemon868 almost 12 years ago
Thanks, linguist—I love ee cummings
Kali39 almost 12 years ago
Six by nine is 54. So, Arthur was right all along: There is something fundamentally wrong with the universe…