Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 15, 2013

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    edclectic  over 11 years ago

    Well, there ya go…

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    Aussie Down Under  over 11 years ago

    Disturbing yes, unexpected no.

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    Lawrence Israel Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Depspite?

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    rmacprivate  over 11 years ago

    My guess is the primitive dimwits lasted longer than we will.

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    robolt  over 11 years ago

    Neandermaul.

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    nz4m60  over 11 years ago

    Not that we’ve actually evolved all that much in the meantime

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    brucekyme  over 11 years ago

    Correct spelling would be nice… DEPSATE???

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    Hardhar  over 11 years ago

    DEPSATE???…You must have gone to the same skool as the caveman withe the club.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 11 years ago

    “Darwin Descending” by Russell Edson-Do you believe in evolution, oh, thing of easy answers?Do you believe Darwin was descended from a thing more jaw than head?

    … Imagine an early Darwin roving the trees, nostalgic for the future…A female Darwin slaps him on the back of his small, but promisinghead; whatcha thinking about, ya brainless brute? she peeps.I was just wondering about the origin of species, he twitters.You haven’t the brains of a modern chimpanzee, she screeches.Yeah, but I think that’s where I’m evolving; a large-brained primatewith an opposable thumb, with which I shall oppose all of nature,twitters Darwin.Oh, stop it, you’re hardly on to tools; why, you haven’t even fooledwith fire yet, she hoots.Yeah, but one day, Darwinette, I’m gonna talk good, and even learnhow to write talking with a fountain pen …Promises, promises …

    But, as we all know, Darwin did descend.It was at a cocktail party, and he had been roving the upstairs hallslooking for the indoor plumbing.And now he was returning via the carpeted stairway.Everyone turned and applauded: look, the descent of Darwin!

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    dzw3030  over 11 years ago

    Sorry, someone has to say it. “Reasoning taxes the Libs abilities.” [Dodging verbal rocks now] :-D

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