Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 16, 2013

“Well, it all started when this guy slipped and fell outside a gas station.”

Pretty unusual groundskeeping at Milford. Baseball infields are always cut with the grass in a straight line forming the “diamond,” with the infield dirt curving from sideline to sideline. At Milford, the infield grass also curves. It must look like a giant circle.

The infield is not curved. It only appears so because the space-time continuum is being distorted and pulled out by the singularity which is Knox’s massive ego.

Knox puts the ’nox" in ObKNOXious (darn you dsertdwler for beating me to that!).

“My Dad’s client got this high school girl pregnant and now he’s being sued for child support.” There’s a plot twist I could get interested in!

Coach Glory in uniform will forever be etched in our minds, much like Molly Kinsella wearing nothing but a pizza box. It will be a shocker to see Glory in her Glory again.

Note to Neal and Rod – You could improve readership if you added a Members-Only P4 that showed “more” of Kinsella, Glory, et al. Of course, I would never look at P4. Never.

P3 – are they so depressed that Knox will be boring them some more? Looks like they lost a really bad game.

What a depressed looking group of guys in that locker room. Of course, knowing they are in for a Knox story probably makes them that way.

P3 – if they look that depressed after a practice, how bad will it get when Valley Tech beats them 17-2?

So does Knox sit in on the deposition and learns that, when he fell on the ice, Gil was returning from Arkham Asylum where he was visiting his kids?

I see a locker room blanket party in Knox’s immediate future.

….ohhh, will someone shut this a$$ up already? Hold a kangaroo court and fine him for simply being a jag!

P2- Gil practicing the infield shift for the big game against Tilden?

Where are the aliens when you need them?

Did someone say they want to see Glory receive “the shocker”?

P1: Boston Blackie makes cameo in Gil.

Knox is about to violate legal ethics by disclosing attorney-client privileged information. There goes his legal career — better hope he’s the next Joe Morgan at 2nd.

I’d never look at such a P4, either; but where would it be?