Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 18, 2013
Transcript:
Satchel: Why all the anti-ferret stuff all of a sudden? He didn't do anything to you... Bucky: Some things are just punchable on principle, Satchel. Did Harry Potter let Moldyvort take over Britishland? Did Han Solo let Greedo shoot first? Did Sigourney Weaver let the mutant lobster steal her space Winnebago? No! Ferrets are guilty of what is called original sin. Do you know what that is? Satchel: Yeah, yeah! I've seen that on tv! That's, like, when someone refinishes an old chair and ruins its value, right? Bucky: I don't think PBS is exposing you to good enough sin.
firedome over 11 years ago
but antiques roadshow has taught satchel how to get the most for your antique furniture…
Randy B Premium Member over 11 years ago
That’s what Satchel needs: exposure to a superior class of sins.
the burser over 11 years ago
lol, Han shot first…
jpsomebody over 11 years ago
I’m curious as to what the original sin was. What did Adam do that prompted God to create Eve?
ttoommyy over 11 years ago
Original sin, also called ancestral sin, is, according to a Christian theological doctrine, humanity’s state of sin resulting from the fall of man, stemming from Adam’s rebellion in Eden.
daveoverpar over 11 years ago
I thought all sin derived from Obama?
prrdh over 11 years ago
Now there’s an idea for Virgin Galactic…the Space Winnebago. Anyone know Richard Branson’s e-mail address so I can send this strip to him?
prrdh over 11 years ago
The problem with PBS is that it doesn’t show enough Cecil B. DeMille movies. As one of my undergraduate professors said, old Cece believed that you couldn’t simply say that you’re strongly opposed to sin; you have to show your audiences very clearly what it is you’re against.
yangeldf over 11 years ago
so Bucky’s argument is based purely on racism…with his only defense being that he assumes everyone else shares his opinion…seems like a pretty realistic depiction of the intellect of a typical racist.
arbyrb over 11 years ago
Plenty of exits in those pants
oarcoman over 11 years ago
“Punchable on Principle” Love it!
Popeyesforearm over 11 years ago
hit the roadshow Bucky
PugSnot over 11 years ago
Please tell me Bucky is going to lecture on the seven deadly sins!
mjpundit over 11 years ago
ananomoose: What did Adam do that prompted God to create Eve?A: He was happy.
lrwells40 about 3 years ago
Mutant lobster and the space Winnebago! Love it!