The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 26, 2013

Because the chips are down?

Nobody would want to up the ante any further anyway.

Aisle be Bach.

Wow… what a load of bull!

Dog, Reckard, pcolli….you’ve got a whole paisle of humor right there…Aisle keep it in my joke faisle…even if it’s not my staisle.

Well, bully for them.

I tried walking that high once but my calves kept gettin’ sore.

I think Mr Hilburn could have re-worked this pun by having his “steaks” in a meadow (where they could be more grounded) with bottles of red bull.

As it is, I guess that’s the last of the flying aces.

MMMMMMM…high steak…

Haicow.

The price of meat has just gone up and your Old…..you know.

Hopefully they’re having a tender moment and then move on to marble (ing).

This toon is both rare and well done at the same time.

The winner leaves with cow chips

Looks like their loins would get bruised.

I agree with Susan Sunshine – It’s a bunch of bull to me! Nosoastute – very clever, I like it!

Please tell me the flop isn’t….well, you know……

The view from up there overlooks a bluff!

Lost a card? I don’ think they can deal with it!

If you raise the pot, the steaks can get high.

Like, moooo, man! ❀ ☮ ☼ ☺ ☼ ☮ ❀

An old one:

Birdie, birdie in the skyDropped some whitewash in my eye.I don’t cuss and I don’t cry —I’m just glad that cows don’t fly!

He shouldn’t have a beef..he’s a vegetarian.

Boo.

This is wonderfully absurd…!!!