The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 27, 2013

And the jar’s name was Excalipork.

By “ancient” he means 1973 and by “prophecy” he means contest.

Although it would still behoove you to win.

I’d have to be pickled pretty well myself to even want a jar of pig’s feet.

I’ll bet the pig that’s trying to get his feet back has attempted it numerous times.

Just the usual pork barrel politics.

Containers sitting in Delis distributing meat products is not a basis for a system of government….

“Swine-ee River” by Jolson is there theme song.

Thus began the legend of King Arnold.The Lady of the Lake looks suspiciously like Miss Piggy…See also “Pigoletto”, a porcine opera if there ever was one.

I knew a bartender that had little sausages in a jar. He called them pink poodle d….s. (The rest is up to you.)

the rest of the pigs walking around on artificial legs oink! oink!

Corned Beef sandwich or a classic Rubin?

Or you could go the Alexander the Great route and smash the jar with a sledgehammer.

Hubby used to love pickled pig’s feet, so I bought him a gallon of them. He hasn’t eaten any in about 30 years. Too much of a good thing…