The Knight Life by Keith Knight for April 23, 2013
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Transcript:
Dexters Gig!! Son!! IM putting together my concert rider...do you want anything? Its a list of outrageous demands that a performer gives to a venue before a show...So far, I have marinated chupacabra tips, the cast of "downtown Abbey" and a corpse flower in bloom...go ahead! ask for anything and they gotta get it!! How about world peace? Cmon son,,,take advantage of this How about a pony?
Randy B Premium Member over 11 years ago
Oh, they’d LOVE to put you in a fancy trailer with your “chupacabra tips”, bring in the corpse flower… and lock you in with it until it’s done blooming.
HonoBear over 11 years ago
How about a pony named “World Peace” ?
Redbear987 over 11 years ago
Riders are priced out as part of the promoters costs.TANSTAFL!
LOWRIDER84 over 11 years ago
Beyonce demands red toilet paper. Where the hell do you get red toilet paper? Why does she want it?