The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 02, 2013

Butt Ugly…

Before they renamed it to halfback, hunchback was a position on the Notre Dame football team.

By QuasiMotors™.

Bad enough that it’s so butt-ugly; what drives me nuts is the dam* BELLS until you click the seatbelt! Didn’t have ’em when I learned to drive (the belts, not the bells).

Funny… that doesn’t look like a Nissan Cube to me.

It must have been created by the infamous Victor Yugo.

Darn! All the good comments got used!

Really great comments today!

doesn’t ring a bell

QuasiMotors’ model Esmeralda has much sexier curves!

I’ll bet Scott Hilburn is looking at the comments today, slapping his head, and saying, “Why didn’t I think about that??”

In my youth I would grab a croissant and have lunch back of Notre Dame . . .

Still far more beautiful than the Pontiac Aztec, one of the most BUTT UGLY vehicles EVER made, well , until the hummper came out, cause they are BUTT UGLY on any level one may want to judge a vehicle on

The comments are better than the comic.

Where does it park? In the SANCTUARY!

In the version I did of this cartoon about 10 years ago I had the hatchback actually ringing the bells. If you’ve ever tried to pull a bell rope with a set of tires….it ain’t easy. My version appeared right here on ucomics.

Ugly still hasn’t passed the Renault 2CV, although the Cube comes close, as did VW’s The Thing attempt to bring back the Küblewagen.

Sure as sh’t aint no smart car.