Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 04, 2013

That’s HEMMOROIDS, you goober, you nimrod, you knucklehead, you dingbat, you chowderhead . . .

That was funny, I don’t care who you are.

Didn’t know birds got hemorrhoids?

That’ll take care of the heat rash resulting from sticking your head in the ground when it hits…

For h-asstroids?

not could, will.

I’m no proctologist but I’ll look into it…(I think The Onion deserves the credit for that one).

The most amazing thing is seeing a post from Rod that does not say “hugpouncies”.I now know he is at least human

just put your head between your legs and kiss your butt goodby

GROAN! Good ’un…

I wonder if you really meant “stock up”, but then I suppose it works either way. hahaha

I thought that listening to Politicians caused that. :-D

How about rodeo riders? Don’t they need steeroids?

It’s from laying too many eggs.

Wouldn’t that be ovoids?

say what? Am my missing something. This one dopey bird

Assteroids is a better name for them than hemorrhoids.

Ha ha ha! made me LOL

For whoever’s wondering, I was making a funny comment about the punchline.

Don’t take it so seriously.