Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 02, 2013
June 01, 2013
June 03, 2013
Transcript:
Ralph: My family is gone for the evening! I can't believe it... I can have anything I want for dinner! No one to please but me! I can go anywhere and eat anything! I could go to the bulk club food court and have pizza and churros! Or I could go to the mini-mart and get a pastrami burrito and nachos! Or I could make myself a couple of peanut butter and chocolate chip sandwiches! Or I could have a box of donuts, or a carton of ice cream with hot fudge and whipped cream and... June: So, what did you have for dinner, Ralph? Ralph: Nothing. I made myself sick just thinking about it!
gocomics over 11 years ago
Try being retired— I go through that EVERY SINGLE DAY!
WillardMBaker over 11 years ago
Not me. The wife decides what I want to eat, and when I want to eat it.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 11 years ago
Pastrami burritos! Where?
Perkycat over 11 years ago
When in doubt, go for the ice cream – hot fudge and whipped cream is a bonus.
ChessPirate over 11 years ago
This does not sound like Ralph!
pshapley Premium Member over 11 years ago
Eating never makes him sick. Thinking does.
ellisaana Premium Member over 11 years ago
Poor Wally. He seemed sure he would be able to mooch. In the last panel, he looks so disappointed.
Drewdove over 11 years ago
This reminds me of Devo’s Freedom of Choice video. Two or more bones and he goes hungry deciding.
REDFOX15 over 10 years ago
RALPH SURE IS HAPPY.
WILLIAM "THE STINGER" HOLLIFIELD over 4 years ago
NICE IRISH MOVES MAN