Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 27, 2013

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    Randy B Premium Member over 11 years ago

    So Danae doesn’t think it’s possible, either?

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    Salinasong  over 11 years ago

    She’s a genius at fraud.

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    Linguist  over 11 years ago

    I’m moving to Ecuador in a couple of weeks. Does anyone want to open a kickstarter account to help me out ?

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    bluskies  over 11 years ago

    Nor sure about the cycles, but I know a Harley who gets her kicks started with a glass or two of wine.

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    alcors3  over 11 years ago

    Put ‘ECO’ or ‘SOLAR’ in the name and the government will fund it.

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    roctor  over 11 years ago

    Man,your up early.

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    thirdguy  over 11 years ago

    Harleys only have a kickstarter on account, of they don’t have a key starter.

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    emptc12  over 11 years ago

    Calm down. After she’s made hundreds of billions of dollars through sharp (near-unethical) business practices she’ll institute a Danae Foundation and give some of it back in grants. As did Carnegie, Rockefeller, Ford, and Gates.

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    Brightspot60  over 11 years ago

    When Paramount [home to Star Trek]hears about Danae’s project, they may sue.

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    wdgnas  over 11 years ago

    do you still have to be on the compression stroke on the rear cylinder to use the kickstart? chortle, chortle.

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    Beleck3  over 11 years ago

    sounds like she belongs with the 1% who scam America/aka as businessmen. lol

    Danae will do fine here in America. where men and women are above the law. the laws only apply to the “little people.” lol

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    bransom  over 11 years ago

    It’s just like the Affordable Care Act: a lot of empty promises that cost you a lot of money.

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    dabugger  over 11 years ago

    she still likes to play with trouble…..

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    hariseldon59  over 11 years ago

    Yes, the story was written by George Langelaan, and first published in Playboy magazine in 1957.

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    Zero-Gabriel  over 11 years ago

    @Danae“Genius”Yeah right… You wish!!

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    emptc12  over 11 years ago

    There is a compilation of Fort’s three books available through Dover. Anybody who can read them completely through deserves some sort of brass medal. I’ve tried numerous times, and it’s like walking cross-ways through a plowed field. .I think all most of what he wrote was tongue-in-cheek, anyway. One would be better advised to read Martin Gardner collections, many articles of which examine paranormal and pseudoscientific claims — and usually debunk them.. A good Gardner book (though somewhat dated) to start is FADS AND FALLACIES IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE, also available from Dover..And Night-Gaunt49, I suspect you’ve already read them! You must live in a library, my friend. It must pain you greatly , as it does me, that new paper books are gradually being replaced by e-books. I can’t believe this is happening in my lifetime!

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    Ernest Lemmingway  over 11 years ago

    You’d think people would have learned after the dot-bomb fiasco. But then these are people with smartphones, so it kind of makes sense they’d buy into it. The appliance is smarter than the operator.

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    Ali89  over 11 years ago

    A fool and his money will soon part.

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    Hunter7  over 11 years ago

    Not fraud. If she words it correctly. Just tell the truth. Be plain, not flowery. Don’t hide it. …. There are people who will still send you moooonneeeyyy.

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