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Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 11, 2013
Transcript:
Master: Good gracious, I've never seen a woman of such arresting beauty - Cobra has captured the fancy of a local villain! Master: Well, except in maxi, but I digress. I will go utterly raving mad staring into her eyes - like pools of... black... ink. Divine! Giggle giggle giggle. (snort!) Cobra: Is my slip showing or something?
TheDOCTOR almost 12 years ago
This Guy reminds me of Burl Ivesâ character âBig Daddyâ from âCat on a Hot Tin roofâ. I hope he doesnât use the word MENDACITY. âș
LordDogmore almost 12 years ago
Oh great Cobra is in the clutches of a Ka-perv!
miqq1234 almost 12 years ago
âŠeyes like pools of black inkâŠ..like it
Harry almost 12 years ago
Burl Ives was a great actor and singer,greatly missed.
Vermont Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Cobra has eyes likeâŠlikeâŠorbs of sight in the bony cavities of the anterior skull!
terek almost 12 years ago
The next thing you know this pervert will be watching her undress as well as watching Cobra taking a shower!
lecrenb almost 12 years ago
I thought only 12 year olds giggled over MaximâŠ
APersonOfInterest almost 12 years ago
Is Maxim a T and A magazine?
warjoski Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Yeah, Maxim is like middle ground between Sport Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and Penthouse.
Dragoncat almost 12 years ago
According to a love letter Fred Flintstone wrote to his wife, she had eyes like frying pans.Ah, that Fred. What a romantic.
Dragoncat almost 12 years ago
Great! Just wait until she finds out sheâs being stalked by a tropical Boss Hogg.
MarjatK almost 12 years ago
Two-way mirror? How kinky!
Vermont Premium Member almost 12 years ago
My avatar used to be the Phantom, but I changed it to annoy right-wingers when commenting on political cartoons. I havenât made the switch back. Just lazy.
nj23nut almost 12 years ago
I sense a KA-KNEE coming to someoneâs crotch soonâŠ.
DorianKTB almost 12 years ago
Cobra has eyes as dark as frying pans and greenbacks on her mind! :-)